One summer day, Dad stuck an old wooden door up in a cedar tree and made us an instant tree house. It was complete with a comfortable seating arrangement of branches, a front door ladder, and a quick escape back door down a slanted branch. We also had a special nail that held a neat, rusty hook we found, but what made our tree house the envy of all the kids we brought home after school was the bat pole.
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Wild Indians
My brother and I were really a “couple of wild indians,” as my grandma used to say, with tough-as-leather feet from running barefoot on gravel roads and a constant ring of dirt around our necks that Mom always insisted on scrubbing ’til raw and bloody before going to town.
In the same painful dimension
As I was saying, there were times when my brother and I appeared to be in the same very painful dimension. I clearly remember swinging from a tree with a rope around my waist. A rope my brother had tied around my waist (in a slip knot, I might add) just before pushing me out of our tree house to study the effects of gravity on a kid sister.
All these pale in comparison,however, to the time he tossed me out of a moving pickup. Okay, he didn’t physically pick me up and throw me out, but I landed on my back in the pasture nonetheless and he was driving. We were trying to catch my horse, who was a wily one, and just the click of the truck door opening would send her running. Soooo, I was just holding the door unlatched, when my brother stepped on the gas like he was in a drag race or something, and I went flying.
To his credit, he was mortified, but that didn’t help my back any.
Alternate Dimensions
I was one of two kids, my brother being a year and a half older than me. We lived on a farm, but as it turns out, we actually lived in alternate dimensions of the same farm. I’ve only recently begun to put together this theory, but the clues I’ve been gathering seem to point in that direction. They are as follows:
1. In college, whenever, anyone would ask where we were from, I would say Alma, and Tim would say Republican City. It’s true that our mailing address was Republican City, but we went to school in Alma, went roller skating in Alma, bought wads of purple and orange gum in Alma, and traded tiny little bits of metallic silver and blue nagahyde in Alma. We only passed through Republican City on our way to the lake, or shopped there if Mom needed emergency feminine hygiene products.
2. Tim insists that our parents never let us watch Lost in Space. Well, I don’t know where he was, but I remember watching that stupid family let yet another alien leave them stranded on that “uninhabited” planet week after week without so much as relating their plight to the nearest spacecraft wrecking service. And how about that inane robot? Didn’t you want to take him and Mr. Smith out for laser practice?
3.We had different parents. His mother was over emotional and bewildering. Mine was a deep feeler with the sensitivity of an actress. His father had unrealistic expectations. Mine was on a pedestal as high or higher than Capt. Kirk.
There were times, however, when we appeared to be in the same dimension–painfully so. I clearly remember…well I’ll tell you about that next time.
My Life–writing it down
So what am I going to say to shake up the world–make my mark for all eternity? Hell if I know, but follow along–it might be worth a chuckle or two.
