It’s so far into the future that Oprah’s papacy is but a bizarre footnote in the history books. The invention of the Flitzdrive has shrunk the mind-numbing magnitude of the galaxy down to less than a year’s travel from edge to edge. Thousands of sentient races that once didn’t know each other existed now intermingle and irritate one another on a regular basis.
EXPLORE! an eerie ghost planet overrun with rat-faced scab melons and purple lung pluckers!
EXPERIENCE! the scarred surface of Frag, crawling with creatures created with but one purpose: destruction!
MARVEL! at Vadnu, a planet consisting entirely of water from surface to core.
MOURN! within walking distance of Amphora, the fabled city in a can!
INTRUDE UPON! a naked old man who holds the key to the treasure of a lifetime.
It is all waiting for you aboard The Incorrigible.
In this, the second book in the Tales of the Incorrigible series, the adventure continues where Flummox or Bust left off.
Strapped for cash, the crews of The Incorrigible and The Other Woman stop over on the recently monetized planet, Utopia. Stuck in the lives of wage-slaves, they struggle to save enough to get to Sol, where all their monetary troubles will end.
The only way out is to accept a sketchy offer to go on an even sketchier mission to a backwater rock called Oon.
And the more they learn about the offer, the stranger it becomes. But can they really turn down a centuries-old quest that, impossibly, seems to be based on they, themselves?
TAKE PART! In a daring daylight robbery!
DISCOVER! A tape-age civilization adrift in deep space!
SMELL! The reptile infested sewer system of the city Ratzak Dobags!
TALK! To a cat!
PLAY! With a big dog!
GET YOUR FLABBER GASTED! By the incomprehensible traveling mines of Oon!
It is all waiting for you aboard The Incorrigible.
In this, the third book in the Tales of the Incorrigible series, the adventure continues where The Ouroboros of Oon left off.
Death has a business model!
Fresh from their adventure in the Traveling Mines of Oon, the crew of the Incorrigible come face to face with a perplexing puzzle—a riddle in flesh! Their search for answers will lead them to weird new worlds, creepy new crewmates, and a struggle in which tens of thousands of lives hang in the balance!
FIGHT! deadly black terrors and the uncanny slaughterhosen!
RESCUE! an enslaved people from a fate worse than death!
RIDE! a bucket from the cruel void of space to Savage Death!
BRAVE! the mind-warping complexity and inscrutable treachery of a government website!
PURCHASE! some lovely flowers from a stick insect!
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